Flaky Barbarian Apes Chinese Savages

Moammar Gaddafi announces his desire for a Tiananmen Square Massacre he can call his very own.

Now, it could be argued that in this particular case he's outdone his kindred spirits in Beijing (if such a thing is possible) by ordering air strikes against Libyan civilians and importing African mercenaries to do his bloodletting for him.

But it just goes to show:  Some guys'll do just about ANYTHING to get nominated for one of China's prestigious "World Harmony Awards"...