Taiwan's President-Elect: "I Was A Grade-School Martinet"

No, no - that's not a scoop from hostile newspapers. That's the glowing message from SYMPATHETIC media organs:

Seventeen of [Ma Ying-jeou's] classmates at the former affiliated elementary school of the provincial Taipei Girls' Normal School were present at the morning [class reunion] party, where they reminisced about Ma, the discipline enforcer of the class.

"He was a strict disciplinarian," one classmate pointed out.

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All his classmates present at the [recent class reunion] addressed Ma as "Our Classmate the President," though he continued to serve as their discipline enforcer.

Ma called the roll. Everyone had to answer "Here." Then he led everyone in singing the school anthem. He never hesitated to point an accusing finger at anyone who didn't open his mouth wide enough to sing.

When the former classmates jostled against each other to get an autograph, Ma the disciplinarian ordered them to line up for a group picture first. "Picture first, then the autograph," Ma commanded. Everybody obeyed.

Don't think I've ever heard the words, "strict disciplinarian," used as a compliment before.  There's something a bit repulsive about rosily portraying the officious behavior of a bossy 6 year-old.

At any rate, that's the narrative Ma's idolizers in the Fourth Estate are trying to create, as this recounting of an earlier encounter shows:

President-elect Ma Ying-jeou brought his supporters into line in front of his home in Taipei [on the morning of March 25th].

"I will count [to] five," Ma told the hundreds of people who gathered to wait for his return home from a morning jogging.

"Then, line up in queue," ordered the president-elect like a drill sergeant giving orders to his recruits in boot camp.

They obeyed.  They had to, because they wanted to shake his hands, pose with him for a picture, or get autographs.

Ma obliged.

Former elementary school classmates and star-struck supporters are one thing.  It remains to be seen whether Taiwan's 81 Tyrants will be quite so servile towards the former Strongman-in-Short-Pants.

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[STOP Ma]

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Gimme a freakin' break!

You're not a "disciplinarian" in grade 6 -- you are a "teacher's pet" or "dick". Think "Cartman" on SouthPark. Disciplinarian implies real power.

The fact that he was a dick certainly jives with his spying days at Harvard, I may add.
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[The Foreigner]

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I don't remember Chen Shui-bian ever receiving this kind of kiss-butt coverage from any of the pro-Chen papers - the English ones, anyways. (Which are the only ones I can read).

The silver lining here, I suspect, is that all this fawning obsequiousness has precisely the opposite effect on the foreign reader from what its writers intended.