The Foreigner in Formosa

China's Peaceful Rise? Beijing Slavers For War

Chinese unilaterally declare Japanese air-zone as their own.

If he were an honest man, Joe Hung of Taiwan's China Post would now write a column apologizing for being hoodwinked by claims of "China's Peaceful Rise".

IF he were an honest man...

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UPDATE: Ha. Missed this quote from Yang Yujun of China's Ministry of War:

China "has always respected the freedom of over-flight in accordance with international law".

Sure. With exactly the same respect it affords the territory of its neighbors.

 

Taiwanese Free To Read Any Book They Like

...as long as it's been formally approved by the Central Standing Committee of the Chinese Communist Party.

China's "Cabbage Strategy"

...for stealing territory in the South China Sea from the Philippines (and the rest of its neighbors).

World's Smallest Violin

Al-Qaeda terrorists in Syria decapitate one of their own by mistake

Heh:

"If you like your head, you can keep your head."

Hey, Big Spender: China Buys Typhoon Victims Half-A-Can Of Coke

Self-proclaimed financial "superpower" China donates a whopping $100,000 to disaster relief in the Philippines.

That works out to about 14¢ per Filipino left homeless (given that there are about 700,000 left homeless after Typhoon Haiyan).

Or in other words: just about enough to buy each of them half-a-can of Coke.

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Postscript:

A day-laborer, Bill Gates, and Xi Jinping walk into a bar. Each gets a beer, but each finds his mug has a fly in it.

The workman pours off the fly and drinks the rest. Bill Gates sets his glass aside and buys another.

Meanwhile, Xi Jinping grabs the insect by its wings - violently shaking it while screaming:

"Spit it out! Spit it out!"

[Cheapskate jokes. I love 'em!]

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UPDATE (Nov 13, 2013): CNN now reporting that 2 million people in the Philippines require food.

Evidently, the Chinese are either too stupid or heartless to realize that half-a-can of Coke isn't going to make much difference...

Communist China Leans On Western Media To Spike Unfavorable Coverage

Zhongnanhai frowns upon exposes of Princeling corruption:

Mr. Winkler defended his decision [not to publish an investigative report about Chinese Communist Party corruption], comparing it to the self-censorship by foreign news bureaus trying to preserve their ability to report inside Nazi-era Germany, according to Bloomberg employees familiar with the discussion.

Sinofascism is not a dinner party.

Breaking News From 1959

Sinofascist China committed to silencing Dalai Lama

 

Breaking News From 1979

Islamofascist Iran committed to "Death to America"

 

Fortunately, There IS No China Threat...

Chinese Communists publish their nuclear attack plans against America
(Image from the Washington Times)

Hey, remember the last time Great Britain trumpeted its nuclear strike strategy against the U.S.?

Me neither!